I have so much stuff in my house, I no longer know what most of it is good for. I don’t even know why I bought it. I must have been insane. Luckily for me, I guess, these robbers came by one day and said, “Give us all your stuff.” But they forgot some of it, so I chased after them and said, “Don’t you want my TV?”
In the real story, the robbers gave everything back and said, “This one really is a man of God.” At least we can all agree that we probably wouldn’t do the same.